Thursday, June 05, 2008

The fundamental laws of professional life

Deevi's laws of Professional life { On the lines of the “Newton's laws of motion"}

The zeroth law, that exists only for thermodynamics and not for kinematics, can be extended to the laws of professional life.


0. College - Office(that you don't like) = (Work+ Interest) - (Work) = Interest [courtesy: Sriram]


1. Every employee continues to be in the state of ultimate enthuless-ness or of absolute procrastination unless a new girl joins his team

2. The rate of change of interest in work is directly proportional to the state of the girl {state = function (beauty, nativity, marital status, interest [she shows on you]) etc.}

3. To every overture to the girl, there is an equal and opposite admonition from the boss

7 comments:

Raghav said...

Nice. You could also write the second law as rate of change of interest towards work is directly proportional to(...) ;)

Sri Vallabha said...

@raghav: Done :)

kris said...

lol.too good. the third one seems to contradict with the first two a bit though. If you work well because a new girl joins then why will the boss admonish us except if he/she(for the sake of ......) too is into her :P

Musings of a wanderer said...

nice !
kris's analysis is good tooo

kiran said...

rate of interest is duly proportional to the no of gals.. which would improve the chances of someone showing interest in u :P

Anonymous said...

that was really good... Liked your post very much
Aviral

Ravi said...

good one...